21 Jokes For Brokeback Mountain

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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Why did the brokeback trailblazer avoid banks? He said they always 'interest' him in more debt!
I tried to lend money to the brokeback cowboy, but he said he was 'rustled' out of cash!
Why did the cowboys at Brokeback Mountain never invest in stocks? Because they preferred the 'range' over 'ex-change'!
Why did the brokeback rancher refuse a credit card? He preferred to 'wrangle' his finances!
Why don't brokeback cowboys make good bankers? They're always 'moo-ving' toward bankruptcy!
Why did the brokeback hiker refuse financial advice? Because he was set on 'trail' and error!
Why did the brokeback fisherman refuse a loan? He was 'angling' for a better solution!
Why don't cowboys at Brokeback Mountain play cards? Because they're always 'drawn' to a lack of funds!
Why did the brokeback mountain climber start a band? He wanted to 'scale' up his income!
I tried to borrow money from the brokeback cowboy, but he said he was 'lassoed' by debt!
Why don't brokeback cowboys make good investors? They're always 'rounding up' losses!

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain is the only movie where the horses are the only ones saying, Neigh means neigh! Those poor horses probably needed therapy after witnessing cowboy love.

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain, where cowboys redefine the term 'riding the range.' I mean, who knew the Wild West was so wild? I bet those guys never expected their campfire stories to turn into a romantic flick. It's like John Wayne meets John Loves Wayne.

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain – where the only rustlin' going on was the rustlin' of hearts. It's like a spaghetti western, but instead of a shootout, it's a make-out.

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain – the film that proves love knows no boundaries, even if those boundaries are the Rocky Mountains. Mother Nature must have blushed watching those love scenes.

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain – where cowboy hats aren't the only things getting tipped. I wonder if they ever yelled, Yee-haw! during intimate moments. Now that's what I call a rodeo of emotions.

Brokeback Mountain

I saw Brokeback Mountain, and I thought it was a great film. It's like a Western, but instead of showdowns at high noon, they had... well, let's just say the only thing high at noon was their level of commitment.

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain is like a cowboy romance novel come to life. Instead of 50 Shades of Grey, it's 50 Shades of Hay. Who knew the Old West was so full of passion and forbidden love?

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain – the only place where the horses weren't the only ones getting saddled. I can imagine their pick-up lines: Are you a lasso? Because you've caught my heart.

Brokeback Mountain

You ever watch Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, it's a movie about two cowboys who discover a love that's stronger than any cattle rustlin'. I watched it and thought, Man, these guys are taking 'beefcake' to a whole new level!

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain – the original rootin' tootin' love story. I bet those cowboys were the only ones in history to lasso each other's hearts instead of cattle.

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