10 Jokes For Brokeback Mountain

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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I wonder if there's a deleted scene from "Brokeback Mountain" where they argue over whose turn it is to do the laundry. "You fold those chaps, Jake, I folded them last time!
You ever notice how in "Brokeback Mountain," the mountains are probably the most stable relationship in the whole movie? Those mountains stood there, just watching the drama unfold, like, "Humans, am I right?
Brokeback Mountain" is like a high-stakes game of hide and seek. They're hiding their love while we're all seeking an explanation for those shirtless wrestling scenes.
You know, "Brokeback Mountain" is like the ultimate camping trip gone wrong. I mean, forget the bear attacks; they had to deal with some serious emotional wilderness!
The real tragedy of "Brokeback Mountain" is that the horses never got a spin-off series. I'd watch "Stable Talk" any day.
If "Brokeback Mountain" had been a cooking show, it would've been called "Flaming Saddles." I can already see them competing for the title of "Master of the Chuckwagon.
The hardest part about watching "Brokeback Mountain" is explaining to your grandma why you're blushing during the family movie night. "Uh, it's a love story, Grandma. A very scenic love story.
You know, I bet the casting call for "Brokeback Mountain" was like, "Wanted: Cowboys with great horse-riding skills and even greater poker faces.
Watching "Brokeback Mountain" is like ordering a salad at a steakhouse. You think you're getting one thing, but suddenly you're in for a whole different kind of dressing.
I bet the horses in "Brokeback Mountain" had their own support group. "Yeah, they're at it again, guys. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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