5 Jokes For Briskly

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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The Coffee Shop Barista

Dealing with impatient customers and complicated coffee orders
People at coffee shops can be so impatient. I had a guy tap his foot like he was waiting for a kidney transplant. Dude, it's just a latte, not a life-saving procedure.

The Gym Receptionist

Dealing with members who always forget their membership cards and resolving disputes over locker room etiquette
Ever had someone try to sneak in without paying? I had a guy walk in briskly, pretending to talk on the phone. Dude, we have cameras; we can see you're not on a call with the president. You're on the line with karma.

The Speedy Delivery Driver

Navigating through traffic and dealing with customers who track your every move
Ever get those customers who open the door before you even ring the bell? It's like they're on a mission to catch you in the act of delivering their food. I'm not a pizza ninja; I'm just trying to do my job without being caught in a covert pizza operation.

The Tech Support Agent

Trying to explain complex tech issues to customers who still think the "any" key exists
I had a guy call because his computer was making weird noises. Turns out, he had a sandwich stuck in the CD drive. It's a computer, not a pantry! I didn't know I needed to ask, "Is there food in your hard drive?

The Uber Driver

Dealing with passengers who treat your car like their living room and the challenges of finding the right pick-up spot
One time a couple got in my car arguing. I felt like a mobile marriage counselor. "Sir, can you not critique her driving for just one car ride? And ma'am, he's not your personal GPS; he's just trying to get you home, not into a heated debate.

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