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Why did the bottom feeder start a podcast? It had a lot of 'fin'-teresting tales from the deep!
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Why did the bottom feeder become a comedian? It had a great knack for delivering punch-lines!
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Why did the bottom feeder refuse to share its food? Because it was a little shellfish!
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What's a bottom feeder's favorite type of music? Something with a good bass line!
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What did the bottom feeder say to its friend who was feeling down? 'Don't worry, things will turn around. Just keep swimming!
Bottom Feeder Fitness Plan
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I signed up for a new fitness class called Bottom Feeder Bootcamp. It's just me lying on the couch, reaching for snacks, and calling it a full-body workout. I call it the Lazy Pose.
Bottom Feeder Bonanza
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You know you've hit rock bottom when your dating profile says, Looking for someone willing to dive deep with a bottom feeder like me. Must love crumbs and dimly lit places.
The Bottom Feeder's Dream
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I asked my therapist, Is there hope for a bottom feeder like me? They said, Of course! With a positive attitude and a willingness to swim through life's garbage, you can turn any ocean into your personal buffet.
Life as a Bottom Feeder
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My career advice for you: if you ever feel like a bottom feeder at work, just remember that even sharks started at the bottom of the ocean. Now, they're eating people. So, hang in there!
Confessions of a Bottom Feeder
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I've accepted my role as a bottom feeder in the dating world. My pickup line is now, Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest, and I'm definitely in debt.
The Bottom Feeder's Motto
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Life is like being a bottom feeder: you have to learn how to thrive in the messiest situations. My motto? When life gives you crumbs, make a crumb castle and rule your tiny kingdom.
Bottom Feeder Wisdom
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You know you're a bottom feeder when your financial advisor suggests investing, and you think they mean in a good takeout place. I'm all about that diversified meal portfolio.
Dating Advice from a Bottom Feeder
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They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but nobody talks about the bottom feeders. My dating profile now says, I may be a bottom feeder, but at least I won't ghost you—I don't have the energy.
Bottom Feeder Networking
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I went to a networking event for bottom feeders, and it was a total success. I made connections with pizza delivery guys, vending machine technicians, and the guy who knows where all the best free Wi-Fi spots are.
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