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I was thinking about bottom feeders, and it occurred to me that they're the original environmentalists. They're recycling before it was cool. "Reduce, reuse, recycle – and maybe snag a shrimp shell for dinner.
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Have you ever noticed how the term "bottom feeder" sounds like a job title you'd find on a resume? "John Smith, professional bottom feeder." I can just imagine the job interview: "So, what are your qualifications?" "Well, I'm really good at finding things no one else wants, like that lone sock in the laundry.
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I was watching a nature documentary the other day, and they were talking about bottom feeders in the ocean. It got me thinking – are there office bottom feeders too? You know, the ones who linger around the breakroom waiting for someone to leave their snacks unattended. Beware of the elusive stapler snatcher!
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So, bottom feeders are these creatures that scavenge at the ocean floor. It made me realize that we all have a bit of bottom feeder in us when we're searching for that last french fry at the bottom of the fast-food bag. Desperation, thy name is bottom feeding.
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I realized we all have a bit of bottom feeder in us when it comes to social media. You know those moments when you scroll so far down someone's profile that you end up liking a post from three years ago? Yeah, that's bottom-feeding in the digital age.
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You know, I recently learned about this fascinating creature called a "bottom feeder." Apparently, it's not just that person who keeps hogging the last slice of pizza at parties; it's also a fish! Who knew that my roommate and a catfish have so much in common?
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I read about bottom feeders in the animal kingdom, and it hit me – they're basically the vacuum cleaners of the sea. Nature's Roomba, if you will. Now, if only they could do windows too.
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You ever notice that the term "bottom feeder" has a certain ring to it, like a secret society or a superhero group? "The Avengers? No, we're the Bottom Feeders. Our superpower is finding lost keys and spare change.
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I found out that bottom feeders play a crucial role in keeping aquatic ecosystems clean. It made me wonder, is there a human equivalent? Perhaps that person who always volunteers to clean out the office fridge? The unsung hero of workplace ecology.
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