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I love how boomers deal with technology. My dad, for example, calls me every time he wants to send a text message. And when I ask him why he doesn't just type it himself, he goes, "I'm not a tech wizard like you!" I once caught him talking to Siri for 10 minutes, thinking she was a real person. Siri was probably there thinking, "I'm not your personal therapist, sir.
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Have you ever seen a boomer trying to dress like a millennial? It's like watching a giraffe trying to do ballet. My uncle showed up to a family gathering wearing skinny jeans, and I thought he got stuck in them. He said, "Back in my day, we wore bell bottoms," and I'm thinking, "Yeah, but those were designed to be wide. Skinny jeans are not meant for everyone, especially not for you, Uncle Bob.
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You've got to appreciate the wisdom of boomers. My grandma once told me, "Back in my day, we had to make our own fun." I asked, "What kind of fun did you make?" She said, "We played with sticks and rocks." I thought, "Yeah, Grandma, I'll stick to my PlayStation, thank you very much. I've got enough rocks in my life already.
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You know, folks, I was talking to a boomer the other day. You know, one of those mythical creatures who claim they used to walk uphill both ways to school, in the snow, without shoes. I asked him how he survived without Google Maps, and he said, "We had something called 'directions' and 'common sense.'" I said, "Oh, is that the app that tells you to turn left at the horse and buggy?
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