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Ever notice how the word "boomer" is like the modern version of "OK, boomer"? It's the eye-rolling equivalent of saying, "Yeah, yeah, whatever, ancient one." Can't wait to see how this evolves when we're all grandparents.
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Boomer" has become the modern-day equivalent of "you kids get off my lawn!" Except now it's more like, "You kids get off my Wi-Fi, I'm trying to stream a show here!
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Millennials call their parents boomers, boomers call their kids lazy, and Generation Z just rolls their eyes at all of us. It's like one big dysfunctional family dinner where no one understands the menu.
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You know you're getting old when someone calls you a boomer, and you're tempted to respond with, "Back in my day, we didn't have time for name-calling; we were too busy trying to untangle our phone cords.
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Being called a boomer is just another way of saying, "Congratulations, you've officially reached the age where memes confuse you, and you've started saying things like, 'What's the deal with avocado toast?'
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You ever notice how "boomer" has become the catch-all term for anyone older than you? I called my grandma a boomer once, and she looked at me like I just invented the internet. Sorry, Granny, I didn't mean to trigger your rotary phone reflex.
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I love how "boomer" has become a verb. "Stop boomer-ing, Dad!" My dad's idea of boomer-ing is still using a map to find his way around, but hey, at least he's not asking Siri for directions to the grocery store.
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You know you're a boomer when you find yourself saying, "Back in my day, we had to wait for the dial-up internet to connect. It was like ordering a pizza, but instead of delivery, you got a screeching modem sound.
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I recently overheard a teenager complaining about boomers not understanding technology. I wanted to say, "Listen, kid, if it weren't for boomers, you'd still be playing Snake on a Nokia instead of Fortnite on your fancy gaming console!
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