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What did the extension cord say to the power outlet? 'You spark up my life!
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Why did the ribbon get a job at the bakery? It was good at 'tying' dough!
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Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants without a 'license'!
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Why did the shoelace go to the gym? It wanted to become a 'fit'ness instructor!
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Why did the rope go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more 'knot-ledgeable'!
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Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants without a 'license'!
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Bondage. It's like trying to wrap a present while also making sure the present doesn't escape and judge your wrapping skills.
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Bondage parties... I mean, how do you even RSVP to those? 'Yes, I'll be attending. I'll bring my own rope and an exit strategy.'
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I've never been into bondage, but I did once get stuck in a really clingy sweater. Close enough, right?
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I saw this guy shopping for ropes at the hardware store, and I thought, 'Is he into extreme knitting or does he just have a really unreliable dog?'
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You know, 'bondage' sounds like something you'd find in a furniture assembly manual. 'Step 1: Attach Part A to Part B using the provided bondage.'
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I once dated someone who was into bondage. The only thing I got tied up in was their elaborate bedtime routine.
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I knew I was getting old when I saw 'bondage' trending and thought it was a new yoga pose. Imagine my surprise.
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Bondage is like the complicated relationship status of the furniture world. It's 'attached but not really'.
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I had a friend who was really into bondage. He said it's all about trust. I said, 'I trust my bed to hold me up without ropes, thank you very much.'
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