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The Misadventures of Online Shopping
Accidentally ordering the wrong kind of 'bindings' online
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I thought I found a great deal online for 'fasteners.' Let's just say, the package that arrived wasn't about keeping shelves up. It was more about keeping people in place. My bookshelf has never looked safer.
The Misinterpreted Job Interview
Mistaking a job at a rope factory for a BDSM club role
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I applied for a job at a rope-making company. The interviewer said, 'We're looking for someone who can handle tight situations.' I said, 'You mean like defusing arguments at Thanksgiving?' Apparently, that wasn’t what they meant.
The Misplaced Interpretation in Yoga Class
Confusing yoga positions with bondage poses
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I’m all for trying new things, so I joined a yoga class. The instructor said, 'Today's pose is the Lotus Lock.' Turns out, I misunderstood 'relaxation technique' for 'human pretzel challenge.'
The Newbie in a Bondage Shop
Navigating the unfamiliar world of bondage gear
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I tried to be spontaneous and walked into a bondage shop. The salesperson was very helpful. They said, 'We have all sorts of handcuffs.' I said, 'Great, I'm looking for something that matches my kitchen.'
Awkward Family Bonding Time
Accidentally stumbling upon family members' bondage accessories
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Family reunions are always interesting. I accidentally opened my cousin's suitcase thinking it was mine. It wasn't. I found myself face to face with some interesting straps. 'Ah, the family tree has some exotic branches,' I thought.
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