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Why did BoJack start a landscaping business? He was great at mane-tenance!
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What did BoJack say to the pessimistic colt? 'Stop being such a neigh-sayer!
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Why did BoJack become a comedian? He wanted to horse around with laughter!
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Why did BoJack enter a race? He wanted to prove he wasn't just a one-trick pony!
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Why did BoJack go to therapy? He heard it was a great way to deal with his 'neigh'-sayers!
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Why did BoJack start a detective agency? He had a knack for solving 'neigh'-steries!
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You know, BoJack's life is so messed up; even his animated liver probably needs a cartoon therapist. I can just imagine him lying on a couch, saying, Doc, I've got 99 problems, and they're all named 'self-sabotage'. And the therapist is just nodding, thinking, This is a whole new level of animated dysfunction.
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Watching BoJack is like going to therapy, but instead of sitting on a couch and talking about your feelings, you're sitting on your couch, eating popcorn, and watching a horse do it. It's like therapy for lazy people – just absorb the dysfunction without having to confront your own issues.
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You know, BoJack is the only horse I've seen who's more interested in the bottle than the carrot. Most horses dream of winning races; BoJack dreams of winning drinking contests. I guess you could say he's the Triple Crown... of whiskey shots.
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BoJack is the kind of character who makes you question your life choices. I watched an entire season in one sitting, and by the end of it, I was contemplating my existence like, Am I a horse in a man's body? Should I be living in a Hollywoo mansion instead of this tiny apartment? But then reality kicked in, and I realized I'm just a guy who can't even get a horse to like his Instagram post.
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BoJack's love life is like a rollercoaster – full of ups, downs, and occasionally making you throw up. He's got more exes than a spreadsheet, and I'm over here struggling to get a text back. Maybe I need to take dating advice from a horse. They say love is a wild ride; BoJack just takes that a bit too literally.
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BoJack's catchphrase should be, Why the long face? I mean, he's a horse, so it works on multiple levels. But seriously, if I had BoJack's life, I'd have a long face too. It's like he's carrying the weight of the animated world on those equine shoulders, and all I've got is a mortgage and a Netflix subscription.
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You ever watch BoJack Horseman? That's the only show where I've seen an animated horse have more emotional issues than a teenage girl. I mean, I can relate to BoJack – we both feel a little bit like we're just stumbling through life, desperately trying not to step on any emotional landmines. The only difference is, he's a horse, and I'm just a jackass.
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BoJack's life is so complicated; I bet even his GPS says, I don't know, man, figure it out yourself. I mean, the guy can't navigate relationships, friendships, or his way out of a paper bag. If he were a GPS voice, he'd be like, Turn left into the abyss of your own poor life choices.
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BoJack has this perpetual look on his face like he just found out that horses can't be astronauts. It's like he's constantly disappointed with life, and honestly, it's so relatable. I mean, who hasn't had a moment where you realize your dreams are as far-fetched as a horse in space?
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BoJack's life is so messed up; it's like a soap opera, but with more anthropomorphic animals and fewer evil twins. I half-expect him to have a dramatic reunion with his estranged cousin, BoJill. It's like, BoJack, I'm back, and I brought drama with me! And BoJack is just standing there, thinking, Great, another character to ruin my animated life.
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