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Why did the blonde apply for a job at the M&M factory? She wanted to be a smartie!
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'I wonder if it's mine!
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Why did the blonde become a firefighter? She heard she could finally get a match!
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'!
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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar again? She heard the drinks were getting high!
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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar once more? She wanted to reach for the stars!
Blondes in the Fast Lane
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You've heard the stereotype that blondes are dumb, right? Well, I recently saw a blonde behind the wheel, and let me tell you, she turned driving into a high-speed glamour event. She merged onto the highway like she was walking down a runway, turning rush hour traffic into a fabulous catwalk.
Blonde Logic
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They say blondes are dumb, but let me tell you, I witnessed a blonde moment the other day that redefined logic. She asked me, If we're born naked, why do we even buy clothes? I couldn't argue with that flawless philosophy – the original birthday suit advocate.
Dumbbells and Blondells
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Blondes are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever seen a blonde at the gym? It's like they've invented a whole new level of exercise – the dumb-belle curls. Who needs regular weights when you can lift your hair dryer and still look fabulous?
Blonde and the Weather Forecast
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They say blondes are a bit clueless, but have you ever discussed the weather with a blonde? It's like predicting the future is a casual affair. She looked at the sky, pointed, and said, I think it's going to rain. I checked the forecast – she was right. Maybe she's not just a blonde; she's a meteorological genius.
Blonde and the Buzz
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I've heard people say blondes are dumb, but I recently witnessed a blonde at a coffee shop. She looked at the barista and asked, Does the espresso have more caffeine than the regular coffee? It's like she's not just sipping on coffee; she's decoding the secrets of the universe, one latte at a time.
Blondes and Quantum Physics
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You've heard the stereotype that blondes are dumb, but have you ever tried explaining quantum physics to a blonde? It's like watching someone trying to catch a butterfly with chopsticks – you appreciate the effort, but you know it's not going to end well. Maybe they're onto something, and the secrets of the universe are just hiding behind the highlights.
Blonde GPS
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So, I heard that blondes are supposed to be a bit directionally challenged. Well, I was in a car with a blonde friend the other day, and let me tell you, her GPS system is like a personal stand-up comedian. It kept saying, In 500 feet, turn left. Or right. Honestly, who needs a plan? Let's just see where life takes us!
Blonde Passwords
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I read somewhere that blondes are perceived as less intelligent, but let me tell you, I asked a blonde friend to create a password for me. The result? Password123 – because, who needs complicated alphanumeric combinations when you can keep it simple and fabulous?
Dumb and Dumber – Blonde Edition
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I was once told that blondes are dumb, but have you ever tried explaining the concept of daylight saving time to a blonde? It's like watching a cat trying to understand quantum physics. Time just becomes this mysterious thing that slips through their perfectly highlighted fingers.
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