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I have a blonde friend who always tells me blonde jokes. It's like, come on, if you're going to stereotype yourself, at least make it something cool like "blondes are the secret rulers of the universe." I'd sign up for that club.
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You ever notice how people say "blonde dumb" like it's some kind of scientific formula? I mean, I've met some brilliant blondes and some not-so-bright ones with other hair colors. Maybe hair dye is the real IQ booster!
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You know, they say blondes have more fun, but apparently, that fun doesn't include mastering the art of parallel parking. I saw one trying to fit into a spot, and it looked like a game of vehicular Tetris gone wrong.
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I was at a party the other day, and someone made a "blonde dumb" joke. I couldn't help but think, if hair color determined intelligence, I'd be the Einstein of the bald community.
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I was at the store, and the cashier couldn't figure out how to scan an item. The person behind me whispered, "Must be a blonde." I turned around and said, "Actually, it's a barcode scanner, not a SAT scanner.
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I overheard someone saying, "Blondes are so forgetful." I laughed because just yesterday, I forgot where I parked my car and had to ask Siri for directions. Siri replied, "Even I can't help you with that level of absent-mindedness.
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I was at the gym, and a blonde woman was struggling with a treadmill. The person next to me nudged and said, "Typical blonde, can't even work a treadmill." I replied, "Well, she's probably just practicing for the real challenge – finding the gym exit without getting lost.
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Why do we stereotype blondes as being less intelligent? I mean, have you ever tried finding your keys in a cluttered purse? That's a puzzle even the smartest of us struggle with!
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The other day, my blonde friend and I were watching a movie, and she asked, "Why don't they just call the cops?" I said, "Sweetie, this is a romantic comedy, not a crime documentary." Blondes – always expecting justice in the strangest places.
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