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What did the blind girl say when she picked up the cheese grater? 'This is the most violent book I've ever read!
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Why did the blind girl turn down a job offer? She couldn't see herself doing it!
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Why did the blind girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the blind girl bring a pencil to the restaurant? In case she wanted to draw some blinds!
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What's a blind girl's favorite type of music? Anything you can feel the beat of!
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Why did the blind girl bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the blind girl become a gardener? Because she had a great sense of touch!
Blind Girl's Superpowers
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You know, I think blind people might have secret superpowers. I asked the blind girl if she had any, and she said, Well, I can tell if someone's lying just by the sound of their voice. I thought, Forget Daredevil, we've got the real superhero here – Truthfinder!
Blind Girl's Uber Rating
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I once convinced a blind girl to try Uber. She was skeptical, but I said, Don't worry, it's like a guided tour... for your ears! Surprisingly, she loved it! Gave the driver five stars for the excellent audio description of the scenery.
Blind Girl's Guide to Success
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I asked the blind girl for her secret to success, and she said, Simple. I just keep moving forward. I thought it was profound until she added, Literally, if I stop, I'll bump into things. Life's a blind walk – might as well enjoy the stumble! Wise words from the master of blind navigation.
Blind Leading the Blind
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I tried to be helpful to this blind girl once. She asked me to guide her, so I said, Sure, let's go this way. We ended up in a storage closet. I told her, Well, at least we're both in the dark now. She wasn't impressed, but hey, I tried.
Blind Girl's Movie Preferences
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I asked the blind girl about her favorite movies, and she said she loved horror films. I was surprised and asked, But you can't see what's happening! She replied, Exactly! It's like a suspenseful radio drama with occasional screams. Keeps me on the edge of my seat!
Optimistic Blind Girl
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I met this blind girl who's just ridiculously optimistic. I told her, You know, I can't imagine what it's like being blind. And she goes, Oh, it has its perks! I never have to worry about matching my socks. Saves me so much time! I thought, Well, that's one way to look on the bright side.
Blind Girl's Sense of Style
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I asked the blind girl about her sense of style, and she said, Oh, I dress to impress! I was curious, so I asked, How do you know if your clothes match? She replied, I have a system: everything's black. It's foolproof! I guess she's the ultimate goth fashionista.
Blind Girl's Yelp Reviews
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I suggested to the blind girl that she should write Yelp reviews for restaurants based on their ambient sounds. She loved the idea and said, You wouldn't believe the two-star joint – their kitchen is louder than a rock concert! I guess she found a new way to appreciate dining out.
Blind Girl's Cooking Show
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I suggested the blind girl start her own cooking show. She laughed and said, Can you imagine the chaos? I'd call it 'Cooking Blindly,' where every episode is a surprise – even for me! I think she might be onto something. Gordon Ramsay, watch out!
Blind Date with a Blind Girl
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So, I went on a blind date the other day... with a blind girl. Yeah, talk about getting set up for a challenge. I thought it was a joke when my friend said, She's really into blind dates. I was like, No way, man, that's just too much blindness for one evening!
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