5 Jokes For Blind Girl

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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The Blind Date

Navigating the world of dating without relying on visual cues
People always say love is blind. Well, that's true, but blindness doesn't come with a mute button. I accidentally called my date by the wrong name. She said, "Is that your ex's name?" I said, "No, that's my guide dog's name. Awkward.

The GPS Voice

Trying to be informative without sounding too bossy
My GPS voice got a bad review once. "Too robotic," they said. I was hurt. I thought I nailed the emotion in, "Recalculating... again." Tough crowd.

The Guide Dog Trainer

Balancing between teaching the guide dog and not offending the blind person
You know you're in trouble when the blind person starts giving the guide dog better treats than you give them. "Here, Fido, have a steak. And for the trainer... a pat on the back, literally.

The Personal Assistant

Balancing efficiency with empathy in assisting daily tasks
There's an art to guiding a blind person without being too hands-on. "Watch out for that step!" Oops, too late. "I meant, well done on that spontaneous dance move. You're a natural.

The Stand-up Comedian

Finding the right balance between humor and sensitivity
It's a challenge making jokes about the blind, but hey, they laughed. One guy even said, "Your humor is so good, I can see it." I just hope he meant that metaphorically.

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