6 Bio Instagram Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 21 2024

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Why did the Instagram bio apply for a job? It wanted a new occupation after being unemployed for so long!
My bio on Instagram says I'm a multitasker. I can scroll, like, and judge all at the same time!
My bio says I'm a 'social media influencer.' Translation: I spend too much time scrolling and not enough time influencing!
My bio says I'm a 'foodie.' Translation: I take pictures of my food before actually eating it!
My bio on Instagram says I'm a 'daydreamer.' In reality, I'm just avoiding eye contact with my responsibilities!
My bio reads, 'Born to stand out.' Apparently, so was my wardrobe – it's been standing out in the same place for weeks!

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