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What did Billy Graham say at the fruit stand? 'Let us pray... for more fruitful lives!
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What did Billy Graham name his autobiography? 'Sermons & Smiles: A Life Well Preached'!
Holy Hecklers!
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Alright, so I recently found out that Billy Graham, you know, the famous evangelist, had hecklers during his sermons. I mean, who heckles a preacher? Were they yelling, Preach faster, we've got brunch reservations!?
Evangelical Eavesdropping
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I heard that Billy Graham once said, The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Well, maybe God was just busy with someone else's slice at the time. I can imagine the divine conversation, Sorry, Billy, I've got a lot of golf emergencies to attend to today.
Televangelist Troubles
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You know you've made it when you're a famous televangelist. But let's be honest, the only thing I want to be watching on TV for hours is a Netflix binge, not a preacher telling me that my salvation comes with a limited-time offer.
Holy Hobbies
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Billy Graham said, The greatest form of praise is the sound of consecrated feet seeking out the lost. I don't know about you, but my consecrated feet are usually just trying to find the TV remote or the nearest snack.
Heavenly Criticisms
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I read somewhere that Billy Graham received criticism for being too gentle in his sermons. Can you imagine him trying to amp it up? Turn to your neighbor and say, 'If you don't repent right now, you're gonna end up with the middle seat in hell!'
Divine Comedy Club
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Imagine if Billy Graham decided to switch careers and become a stand-up comedian. So, a priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar...wait, this isn't a joke, it's just my Tuesday night Bible study group!
Divine Diplomacy
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I wonder if Billy Graham ever tried negotiating with God. Lord, can we compromise on this whole 'eternal damnation' thing? How about a weekend pass to paradise for good behavior?
Celestial Social Media
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If Billy Graham were alive today, he'd probably be on social media. Can you imagine his tweets? Just turned water into wine...again. #MiracleMondays #HolyHappyHour
Theologian or Trendsetter?
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Billy Graham was a trailblazer, but I'm not sure if he intended to set fashion trends. I mean, when was the last time you saw someone rocking a three-piece suit and yelling, Repent! at the mall? Maybe he was just ahead of his time, or maybe he lost a bet with Noah.
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