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Why did the bigamist become a tailor? He wanted to stitch together multiple relationships!
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Why did the bigamist go to the zoo? He wanted to see how the lions handle multiple prides!
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What's a bigamist's favorite board game? Twister—because it's all about maintaining balance!
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Why did the bigamist get a job at the bakery? He wanted to knead more dough!
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You know you're in trouble when your wedding vows start sounding like a legal disclaimer: 'I promise to love, honor, and not get caught up in any felony charges, including bigamy.'
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Bigamy is like playing chess with your emotions. One wrong move, and suddenly you're in a checkmate of awkward family gatherings and divorce court drama. I guess I'm just not cut out for emotional chess.
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Bigamy is proof that the grass isn't always greener on the other side; sometimes, it's just a thorny, tangled mess that you have to navigate with a machete. I've got two machetes, by the way – one for each marriage.
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My friend asked me, 'Why on earth would you consider bigamy?' I told him, 'Well, I've always wanted a wife who finishes my sentences, and now I've got two of them arguing over how I should end this joke.'
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Bigamy is the only situation where the phrase 'the more, the merrier' takes a dark turn. Suddenly, your family tree looks more like a tangled mess of vines.
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They say love is blind, but bigamy is like wearing three blindfolds and trying to navigate a minefield. Good luck not stepping on any emotional explosives!
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I wanted to spice up my life, so I tried bigamy. Now my life is so spicy; even my morning coffee has a side of drama. I asked for cream and sugar, not secrets and lies!
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I told my therapist I was considering bigamy, and he said, 'Why not try skydiving instead? It's less risky.' I didn't have the heart to tell him that my emotional parachute has a few holes in it.
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Bigamy, because having one mother-in-law just wasn't enough drama for my life. Now I've got two plotting against me. It's like a sitcom, but with more passive-aggressive notes.
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