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You know you're in trouble when you accidentally buy two anniversary cards and then realize you're not celebrating with twins. That's not a two-for-one deal you want!
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I was considering bigamy once, but then I remembered how hard it is to remember everyone's birthday in one relationship. Imagine trying to keep track of two sets of in-laws' birthdays. That's a calendar I can't handle.
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If bigamy were a sport, it would be the only one where having a backup team doesn't make you a better player – it just makes you a terrible teammate.
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I was thinking about bigamy the other day, and I realized it's the only situation where the phrase "two heads are better than one" might not apply, especially when it comes to decision-making.
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Bigamy is like having two Netflix subscriptions - you think you can handle it, but eventually, you realize you can only binge-watch one series at a time without getting confused.
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They say communication is key in a relationship, but in a bigamous one, it's more like having a group chat where you accidentally send the wrong message to the wrong spouse. Awkward!
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Bigamy is the ultimate multitasking relationship status. It's like trying to juggle two relationships while keeping your sanity intact – a real-life circus act.
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Bigamy is like having a double shift at work – you think you're getting twice as much done, but in reality, you're just exhausted and wondering if it's time for a career change.
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Marriage is hard enough with just one person snoring, but imagine the symphony of snores in a bigamous relationship. Earplugs become the hottest commodity.
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