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You know you have a big sister when your closet is basically a shared space, but it feels more like a no-fly zone. Touch her favorite sweater without permission, and you'll trigger a fashion war that rivals any international conflict.
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Big sisters have this incredible talent for giving you fashion advice that sounds like Shakespearean insults. "Thou art wearing those shoes with that outfit? Verily, thou art a fashion disaster!
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Big sisters have a mysterious power to locate missing items. You could spend hours searching for your keys, but the moment you ask her, she'll casually stroll in, like Sherlock Holmes, holding your keys and saying, "Elementary, my dear sibling.
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Having a big sister is like having a human GPS. You could blindfold me, drop me in the middle of nowhere, and within seconds, she'd find me and say, "You took a wrong turn at the cereal aisle, genius.
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Big sisters are like living history books. They remember every embarrassing moment of your childhood and have this uncanny ability to bring it up during family dinners. "Remember that time you got stuck in the swing? Good times.
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Big sisters give the best advice, especially when it comes to relationships. "If he says he's too busy to text, he's not too busy to breathe. Drop him like a hot potato." It's like having your very own love guru, with a touch of potato wisdom.
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If you want to learn negotiation skills, just try to share a bathroom with your big sister. It's like a high-stakes diplomatic summit every morning. "I'll trade you three minutes of mirror time for an extra shampoo bottle.
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You ever borrow your big sister's clothes and suddenly feel like you're walking the runway at a high-stakes fashion show? But then she catches you, and it's more like you're a suspect in a crime scene investigation.
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You know you have a big sister when you find glitter in places glitter should never be. I opened my fridge the other day, and I'm pretty sure the lettuce was auditioning for a role in a disco ball.
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