5 Big Sister Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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Big Sister's Rules

The struggle of being the enforcer of family rules
I'm the CEO of the household, and my siblings are the unruly employees. "Employee of the month? Oh, that's me, for not losing my sanity... yet.

Big Sister's Protector

Balancing the roles of protector and tormentor
My little brother thinks I'm his bodyguard. "Big sis, can you walk me to school? There are bullies." Little does he know, I'm the one who taught those bullies how to tie their shoes.

Big Sister's Secrets

Balancing the art of keeping secrets and being honest
Sometimes I feel like a spy with a mission to protect classified information—aka who broke the vase. "Mission Impossible: Operation Broken Vase. Objective: Blame it on the dog.

Big Sister's Fashion Police

Navigating the fine line between style advice and sibling rivalry
It's a tough job being the fashion authority. I have to keep up with trends, and my siblings are still stuck in the 'I don't care, I'm comfortable' era. "While I'm in 2023, my brother is rocking a timeless look from 2003.

Big Sister's Taxi Service

Juggling between being a chauffeur and maintaining personal space
I've become an expert in GPS navigation because getting lost with my siblings in the car is a weekly adventure. "Recalculating route due to unexpected detour to the ice cream shop. Thanks, little bro.

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