17 Jokes About Big Head

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Updated on: Jul 10 2024

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My big-headed friend got a job at the orange juice factory. He's the head of concentration!
What do you call someone with a big head who's also a magician? A mastermind!
I told my big-headed friend he should be an astronaut. He said he's already got space covered!
My friend's big head is like a map. It's full of great ideas, but good luck folding it!
Why don't big heads ever play hide and seek? Because they're always a little hard to overlook!
My big-headed friend is like a computer. He has lots of RAM, but you have to wait for him to process things!
Why did the big head apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to knead the dough!

Big Head

You ever meet someone with such a big head that you're not sure if they're storing all their brains in there or just a lifetime supply of ego?

Big Head

I dated a guy with a big head once. Every time he nodded in agreement, I thought he was auditioning for a bobblehead commercial.

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Ever notice how people with big heads always seem to lean back in photos? It's not a pose; they're just trying to keep their balance.

Big Head

You think you've got a big head? Trust me, it's not the size of the head; it's the size of the ideas inside. Unfortunately for you, both seem to be in short supply.

Big Head

Having a big head is like having a five-star hotel for a brain. Sure, it's spacious, but who wants to pay the price of a mini-bar every time they think?

Big Head

They say the bigger the head, the bigger the brain. But let's be honest, I've met watermelons with more intelligence.

Big Head

My friend claims his big head is his best feature. I told him, That's not a head; that's a storage unit for extra hopes and dreams.

Big Head

I tried to compliment my friend with a big head. I said, Your head is so big, it's like a billboard for confidence. He replied, Thanks, I've always wanted a sign that says 'Oversized Ego Ahead.'

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They say people with big heads have big dreams. But sometimes, I think they're just dreaming of hats that fit.

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I saw a guy with a big head trying to enter a room. He didn't need a door; he needed planning permission!

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