10 Jokes About Big Head

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Updated on: Jul 10 2024

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You ever notice how some people have such a big head, you're not sure if they're walking or if they're being carried by their noggin?
Big heads might be the reason some people never seem to get ahead in life; they're too busy trying to fit through doors.
If big heads were a currency, some people would be millionaires by now. They've got enough "brain" power, after all.
You know, with the size of some people's heads, I'm surprised they haven't invented a helmet that doubles as a parking space.
I tried to take a selfie with a friend who has a big head. Let's just say, it turned out to be more of a headshot than a group photo.
I once tried to wear a hat of a friend with a big head. It looked less like a hat and more like a UFO trying to land.
You know, they say the bigger the head, the bigger the ego. But honestly, with some of these big heads, I think they're just trying to balance out their massive brains with a matching cranium.
Ever try to give a big-headed person a hug? It's less like embracing a friend and more like trying to cuddle up to a boulder.
Big heads should come with a warning sign: "Objects in mirror are even larger than they appear.
Have you ever stood behind someone with a big head at a concert? It's like watching the whole show on a jumbotron you didn’t ask for.

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