5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For bert

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Bert always steals office supplies.

Bert's the reason the office supply budget is in the red. He's hoarding post-its like they're rare collector's items.

Bert is the messiest roommate ever.

I asked Bert if he'd ever consider doing dishes. He said, "I do. I consider it and then decide, 'Nah, they can wait.'

Bert is clueless about technology.

I asked Bert to Google something for me. He said, "Sure, where's the nearest library?

Bert's the life of the party, but he always overstays his welcome.

Bert’s idea of "leaving the party early" is turning off the music. He's there till the last chip is eaten.

Bert avoids exercise like the plague.

Bert's idea of a workout is lifting the TV remote to change the channel. His muscles are toned—remote-control toned.

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