7 Jokes For Belly Fat

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I'm trying to lose weight, but my belly seems to have a mind of its own - it's really calling the shots!
I've been doing crunches every day, but I think they're potato chips disguised as exercise!
My belly and I have a love-hate relationship - it loves to expand, and I hate to admit it!
I tried doing a plank, but my belly misunderstood and went for a nap instead!
My belly is like a security guard - always protecting my snacks!
I joined a belly dancing class, thinking it would help tone my abs. Now my belly just knows more dance moves!
I told my belly, 'You need to shape up!' It replied, 'Round is a shape!

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