5 Jokes For Belly Fat

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Dating Woes

The struggle of belly fat in the dating scene
Went on a date, and when the bill came, I reached for it. Not because I'm polite, but because the exercise might help with my belly fat. No gym needed when you've got the wallet workout.

Gym Goers

Wanting abs but ending up with kebabs
The only six-pack I've got is in my fridge. Turns out, the more I try for six-pack abs, the more my fridge ends up with six packs of soda.

Self-acceptance

Embracing belly fat versus societal norms
Gym bros be like, "Lose that belly fat, bro!" I'm like, "Nah, it's my loyal food storage. You never know when a famine might hit!

Fashion and Belly Fat

Fashion trends vs. the reality of belly fat
Belt companies are making a fortune. It's not for holding pants up, it's for holding belly fat in denial.

Health and Wellness

The irony of belly fat and health advice
They say, "Sweat is just fat crying." Well, my belly fat must have a lot to cry about. It's been sobbing for years!

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