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Why did the ordinary person bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw attention to themselves!
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Why did the ordinary person become an astronaut? They needed more space in their life!
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Why did the ordinary person refuse to play hide and seek? They didn't want to stand out!
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Why did the ordinary person bring a calendar to the restaurant? They wanted to plan their meals ahead – predictably!
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Why did the ordinary tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the ordinary person bring a mirror to the interview? They wanted to reflect on their qualifications!
Ordinary Superstitions
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They say breaking a mirror brings seven years of bad luck. Well, I accidentally broke my phone screen seven years ago, and I've been living in a technological horror movie ever since. It's like The Ring, but with more screen protectors!
Ordinary Ninja Skills
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Being ordinary is having the ability to sneak around your own house like a ninja. I can tiptoe so quietly that even my own refrigerator doesn't see me coming for a midnight snack. Stealth mode: engaged!
Ordinary Procrastination
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I'm so good at being ordinary that I can procrastinate in my dreams. Last night, I had a dream where I was supposed to save the world, but I decided to hit the snooze button on the apocalypse. Even in my dreams, I'm a professional slacker!
Ordinary Joe, Extraordinary Problems
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I tried to spice things up by pretending to be a secret agent while doing my laundry. Turns out, the only thing I uncovered was that my socks are leading a rebellion against folding. Mission impossible, indeed!
The Gym Struggle
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I signed up for a gym membership to become extraordinary. Turns out, my superpower is finding the perfect excuse not to go. Sorry, can't make it to the gym today. There's a 'Walking Dead' marathon on TV, and my couch needs a sidekick.
The Extraordinary Ordinary
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You ever notice how being ordinary is like having a superpower that nobody brags about? I mean, superheroes are out there saving the world, and here I am, successfully navigating the self-checkout without needing assistance. Move over, Avengers, I've got this!
Ordinary Heroics
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You know you're ordinary when you have to psych yourself up just to make a phone call. I am a superhero. I can press these buttons and speak to another human. I will not be defeated by voicemail!
The Ordinary Time Machine
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I've discovered a time machine, and it's called scrolling through old Facebook posts. Nothing takes you back to the awkwardness of 2010 faster than reading your own status updates. It's like a cringe-worthy DeLorean.
The Marvel of Microwaving
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Being ordinary is like being a wizard with a microwave wand. I can magically turn frozen pizza into a gourmet feast in just 5 minutes. Forget Hogwarts, I've got a kitchen degree in sorcery!
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