5 Jokes About Being Ordinary

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Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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DIY Enthusiast

The struggle of being handy in an unhandy world
I bought a power drill to feel manly. The only thing I've successfully drilled so far is the wall, the floor, and my thumb. I'm basically a one-person demolition crew.

Grocery Shopper

The struggle of navigating a supermarket
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy snacks, and that's pretty much the same thing when you're wandering through the grocery store feeling lost and hungry.

Office Worker

The monotony of daily office life
I have a love-hate relationship with my desk. It's like a committed relationship—I spend all day with it, but at the end of the day, I can't wait to leave.

Commuter

The chaos of public transportation
I tried reading a book on the bus to look sophisticated, but every time the bus hit a pothole, I ended up reading the same paragraph three times. Now I just stick to pretending I'm engrossed in a very long text message.

Home Cook

Attempting to become a gourmet chef in a regular kitchen
I wanted to impress my date with a home-cooked meal, so I attempted a recipe that had words like "sauté" and "deglaze." Let's just say, my smoke alarm was the only thing that got hot that night.

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