6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About behavior

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my dog's behavior when I have treats.

Why did the vegetable go to therapy? It had serious carrotude problems!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of bad behavior!

I tried to train my dog to stop bad behavior, but he just buried my patience in the backyard.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems with behavior.

I told my cat to stop his bad behavior. Now he's giving me the cold shoulder – and not just because he's a Siamese.

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