7 Jokes About Behavior

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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My cat taught me a lesson in behavior. Now, every time I ignore her, she knocks things off my shelf.
I asked my wife if I have annoying behavior. She paused for a moment – that was my answer.
My teacher told me to stand at the back of the behavior line. I guess I'm outstanding in my field.
I told my son he should embrace good behavior. Now he keeps hugging his textbooks before exams.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a behavior analyst – I'm rolling in it!
My girlfriend said I need to improve my behavior. I asked her for specific examples. She handed me a list.
I told my computer I needed better behavior. Now it just gives me a lecture on manners every time I make a mistake.

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