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Ever notice how "be there or be square" is just an elaborate way of saying, "Don't miss out"? It's like life's passive-aggressive way of guilt-tripping you into attending events.
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They say "be there or be square," but have you ever tried being both? I showed up to the party with a protractor, just to make sure I hit that perfect 90-degree entrance.
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I was told to "be there or be square." So, I showed up fashionably late and thought, "Well, at least I'm not a circle. Those guys never know when to stop.
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I tried being square once, but it didn't work out. People kept trying to fit me into boxes, and I was like, "No, I'm more of a trapezoid kind of person.
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Be there or be square" is just a fancy way of saying, "Come on, join the party!" It's like social pressure wrapped in a geometric pun. I'd rather stay home and binge-watch my favorite triangle-themed TV shows.
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Be there or be square" is the ultimate FOMO threat. It's like saying, "Hey, show up, or your social life will become as angular as a geometry lesson.
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Be there or be square" sounds like life's way of saying, "Come join the fun or embrace your inner geometry nerd." I'll take the latter; at least I can calculate the angles of my loneliness.
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You ever notice how they say, "be there or be square"? Like, what if I wanna be a triangle or a parallelogram? Is there a geometric dress code I'm not aware of?
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I decided to be square once, but then I realized squares are just circles with corners. Now I'm just trying to figure out if I'm an edgy circle or a soft square.
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