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What do you call a gum that's an expert at telling jokes? A witty chew, like Bazooka Joe!
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Why did Bazooka Joe refuse to share his bubble gum? He didn't want to burst anyone's bubble!
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Bazooka Joe's top advice for success? Stick to your goals like bubble gum to hair!
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What did Bazooka Joe say to his gum before blowing a bubble? 'Inflate and entertain!
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What did the teacher say to Bazooka Joe when he was caught chewing gum in class? 'You're really stretching the rules!
Nostalgia Trip
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Ah, Bazooka Joe bubble gum! Takes me back to a simpler time. A time when my biggest concern was not swallowing the comic strip inside. Now, my biggest concern is still not swallowing the comic strip... but for entirely different reasons.
Chewed Out
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I tried sharing Bazooka Joe bubble gum with my friend. He looked at me and said, This is like chewing on a history textbook. Yeah, a history textbook that tastes like regret and nostalgia.
Sticky Situation
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Ever chewed Bazooka Joe bubble gum? It's like a relationship. Starts off sweet, but then you're just trying to figure out how to get out of the sticky situation without making a mess.
The Silent Pop
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That Bazooka Joe bubble gum has the most anticlimactic pop. You're expecting fireworks, and all you get is a whisper that says, You're too old for this.
Chewing the Past
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I gave Bazooka Joe bubble gum to my nephew. He looked at me and said, Is this what you guys called entertainment back in the day? Yeah kid, back in the day, we didn't need 3D glasses; we had gum.
Bubble Trouble
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You know, I tried that Bazooka Joe bubble gum the other day. I blew a bubble so big, I lost my dog inside. Took me three days to find him, just wandering around in there!
Bubble or Bust
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You ever notice how Bazooka Joe bubble gum is like a horror movie? You're always waiting for that terrifying moment when the bubble bursts all over your face in front of everyone you know.
The Bubble Forecast
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Every time I chew Bazooka Joe bubble gum, I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette. Will this be the piece that defies all odds and actually lasts more than two minutes? Spoiler: No, no it won't.
Lost in Flavor Town
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Bazooka Joe bubble gum's flavor lasts about as long as my New Year's resolutions. One moment you're in Flavor Town, the next you're just wondering where it all went wrong.
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