5 Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 21 2025

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The Bazooka Joe Relationship Expert

Using Bazooka Joe wisdom to navigate love
I read that Bazooka Joe is the key to a successful marriage. Now, every time my wife and I argue, I just hand her a piece of gum. It doesn't solve anything, but at least we both have fresh breath.

The Bazooka Joe Fitness Guru

Trying to stay fit while indulging in bubble gum
I joined a Bazooka Joe bubble gum yoga class. The instructor said, "Inhale good vibes, exhale pink bubbles." I think my chakras are aligned, but now I'm stuck to the yoga mat.

The Bazooka Joe Stand-Up Comedian

Incorporating Bazooka Joe into the comedy routine
I tried to impress a date by telling Bazooka Joe jokes. She said, "If I wanted cheesy punchlines, I would have swiped right on a popsicle stick.

The Bazooka Joe Time Traveler

Believing that Bazooka Joe holds the secrets to time travel
Bazooka Joe is the time traveler we all need. I gave him a piece of gum and asked him to go back in time to stop me from eating that entire pizza last night. So far, no results.

The Bazooka Joe Conspiracy Theorist

Convinced Bazooka Joe bubble gum is hiding the truth
Bazooka Joe is like the Edward Snowden of the candy world. He's always chewing, probably trying to destroy evidence of his involvement in the great gumball scandal of '06.

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