5 Jokes For Bans

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 20 2025

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The Exiled Chef

Cooking up trouble in the kitchen
I got banned from a cooking competition. They said my secret ingredient was "too secretive" and "not actually edible." Who knew motor oil doesn't enhance the flavor of a soufflé?

The Outlawed Gardener

Unusual gardening practices
I got banned from a flower show for trying to enter a pot of "banned herbs." The judges were not amused when they recognized the oregano.

The Banned Book Author

Dealing with controversial content
I recently wrote a book on procrastination, but it got banned before I could finish it. The irony is strong with that one.

The Restricted Gamer

Getting in trouble with gaming authorities
I got banned from a role-playing game for excessive role-playing. Who knew the wizard's guild had a strict "no magic outside the game" policy?

The Censored Comedian

Navigating the thin line between humor and offense
I told a joke about an elevator. It got banned for having too many ups and downs. Apparently, they don't appreciate puns on the 13th floor.

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