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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm just a guy with a ball and chain – married!
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What do you call a ball and chain with a sense of humor? A marriage of laughs!
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What did one ball say to the other at the wedding? 'Let's stick together, we make a great pair!
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What do you call a ball and chain that's also a math whiz? Algebraic partners!
Chained to Love
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You ever feel like you're chained to love? It's like, Honey, let's watch a romantic movie tonight. And I'm thinking, Can't we watch something with explosions and car chases? I need a break from this lovey-dovey chain gang.
DIY Escape Room
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Marriage is like a DIY escape room. You enter willingly, and suddenly you're trying to figure out how to get out without triggering the ball and chain trap. Spoiler alert: there's no hint book, and the only key is buried somewhere in the sock drawer.
The Ball and Chain Diet
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Marriage comes with its own diet plan—the ball and chain diet. Forget counting calories; now I'm counting the seconds until I can eat that forbidden pizza. It's the only weight loss program where the weight you lose is your independence.
The Ball and Chain Chronicles
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You know, they say marriage is like having a ball and chain. Well, let me tell you, I've got the deluxe edition with the GPS tracker and built-in sound effects. Every time I try to sneak away to watch football, it's like, Beep, beep, beep! Unauthorized movement detected!
Ball and Chain: The Fashion Accessory
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My wife calls marriage the ultimate fashion statement. Apparently, the latest trend is wearing a subtle accessory called the ball and chain. I must admit, it's not very comfortable, but hey, it goes with everything... especially my regret.
Ball and Chain Fitness Program
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My wife convinced me to join her new fitness program. It's called the Ball and Chain Workout. You lift the metaphorical weight of commitment and carry it around all day. It's like CrossFit for your heart... and your sense of freedom.
The Great Escape
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Trying to sneak out for a guys' night is like planning a great escape. I've got blueprints, decoys, and an alibi. But just when I think I'm in the clear, there's the jingle of keys, and suddenly I'm face-to-face with the formidable ball and chain.
Ball and Chain Whisperer
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I'm starting a new career as a ball and chain whisperer. I've learned to communicate with it, you know? It's all about finding the right balance between compliments and apologies. You're looking lovely today, dear. By the way, I forgot to take out the trash.
Chained Humor
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but in marriage, it's the best defense. Whenever the ball and chain starts rattling, I unleash my secret weapon—bad jokes. Turns out, even a ball and chain can't resist a good punchline. Or maybe it's just trying to escape the conversation.
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