7 Jokes For Ball And Chain

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Updated on: May 12 2025

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I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a construction joke. She said yes. 'Oh, never mind then. I'm still working on that one.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised – just like a well-crafted ball and chain!
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward – like getting out of a ball and chain!
I asked my wife if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said, 'No, let's play chain and seek – you hide, and I'll find you!
My wife said I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her – that's a ball and chain reaction!
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down – and that's when the ball and chain came into play!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – that's love's ball and chain!

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