5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For bad driver

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Treating every drive like a scene from an action movie

I drive so cautiously; if my car had a theme song, it would be "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.

Getting stuck behind a snail-paced driver in a rush

My car is so slow; even Google Maps is like, "Are you sure you want directions? I think you'll get there faster on foot.

Trying to eat, drink, and change the radio while driving

Changing the radio station in my car is a game of musical chairs. The chairs, in this case, being my sanity.

Parallel parking in a spot big enough for a semi-truck

My idea of parallel parking is getting close to the curb and hoping for the best. It's like my car is playing hide and seek with the sidewalk.

Trying to give directions to a stubborn GPS

I argue with my GPS so much; it's thinking of filing a restraining order. It's like, "I'm a navigation system, not a therapist!

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