7+ Best One Liners Jokes About bad decisions

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I made a belt out of watches once. It was a waist of time.

I started a band called 1023 MB. We haven't got a gig yet.

I asked my wife if she ever had a 5-year plan. She said, 'Yeah, a 5-minute plan that turned into five years.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

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