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Ever notice how bad decisions are the only things that get faster with age? It's like, "Hey, I used to take my time ruining my life, but now I've upgraded to express delivery.
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Bad decisions are like that friend who says, "Trust me, it's a great idea!" But you end up wondering if they're secretly working for chaos. I mean, I've never seen a bad decision and a sensible one in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not.
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Making bad decisions is a lot like playing hide and seek with your responsibilities. They hide in the shadows, and just when you think you've found a good hiding spot, bam! You're "it" for life.
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Bad decisions are like a stubborn stain on the shirt of life. You can try to wash them away, but there's always that faint reminder that at some point, you spilled the metaphorical coffee of judgment all over yourself.
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Bad decisions are like GPS instructions from a rebellious teenager. "Turn left? Nah, I think I'll take a detour through confusion and regret. It's a shortcut, trust me.
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You ever notice how bad decisions have this incredible talent of coming to you at 3 AM when you're lying in bed, just trying to get some sleep? It's like they have a secret society meeting, and the only time they can discuss their plans is when you're vulnerable and half-asleep.
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Bad decisions are like unsolicited pop-up ads in the browser of life. You're just trying to make sensible choices, and suddenly, there it is: "Congratulations! You've just downloaded a regrettable decision. Click here for a lifetime of consequences.
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You ever notice how bad decisions have impeccable timing? It's like they have a calendar, and they mark the days when you're feeling optimistic, just to remind you that life is full of surprises – mostly bad ones.
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Bad decisions are like those mystery boxes you find in the attic. You open them thinking, "This could be exciting!" But most of the time, it's just a bunch of regret and a broken childhood toy.
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