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You ever wonder why they call it a baby chicken? I mean, is there a detective somewhere in the barnyard going, "Alright, folks, we've got a case. We've got a missing egg, and I suspect foul play." And then, they bring in the chick detective, and he's like, "I've cracked the case! It's a baby chicken!
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I think baby chickens are the undercover agents of the animal kingdom. They start off as these innocent-looking fluffballs, but deep down, they're plotting something. I mean, have you ever looked into a baby chicken's eyes? It's like they know all the secrets of the coop. They're like, "I may be small, but I've seen things, man.
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I imagine baby chickens have a bucket list, you know? Number one: learn to fly. Number two: cross the road without being questioned about their motives. And number three: finally figure out why humans keep saying, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." I mean, come on, we're not even good at math yet!
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Let's talk about the age-old question: which came first, the chicken or the egg? I think the baby chicken came first and had a full-blown existential crisis. It's sitting there, looking at the egg, going, "Am I the result of some cosmic eggception, or did I just wing it into existence?" I mean, it's tough being a philosophical chick.
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