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Why did the baby chicken go to the comedy club? To get some egg-sperience in stand-up!
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Why did the baby chicken start a gardening business? To plant some eggs-tra vegetables!
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Why did the baby chicken get in trouble at school? It was caught pecking on the math problems!
Baby Chicken Fashion Show
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You ever notice how stylish baby chickens are? I saw one the other day wearing a tiny leather jacket, strutting around like he's auditioning for 'Chicken's Next Top Model.' I didn't know whether to applaud or order a side of fries. I mean, if fashion-forward chicks are the future, count me in.
Baby Chicken Drama
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You ever notice how baby chickens have this drama about them? I mean, they just hatched, and already they're acting like they're auditioning for a reality show. I walked into the farm, and there's this tiny chick in the corner giving me the side-eye like, You talking to me? Buddy, you're not even old enough to watch PG-rated movies!
Chicken Stand-Up Comedy
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I attended a chicken stand-up comedy show the other day. It was all about Why did the chicken cross the road? jokes. The baby chickens were in the front row, rolling their eyes and muttering, We get it, Dad. We all cross roads. Can we talk about something else?
Baby Chick Pickup Lines
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Did you know baby chickens have their own pickup lines? I overheard one the other day saying, Are you a heat lamp? Because you've got me all warm and fuzzy inside. Smooth move, chick. But seriously, if a baby chicken can flirt, I think we all need to step up our game.
The Chicken and the Egg Walk Into a Bar
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So, a baby chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the egg and says, You can't come in here; you haven't hatched yet. The baby chicken looks at the egg and says, Well, that's eggstremely unfair! Moral of the story: Even in the poultry world, they've got bouncers checking IDs.
Baby Chicken Therapy Session
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I heard about a support group for baby chickens. Yeah, it's called Cheep Therapy. Apparently, they gather in a circle, and each chick takes a turn sharing their pecking order problems. It's like group therapy, but with feathers and a lot more squawking. I wonder if they have a poultry therapist leading the sessions.
Chicken Escape Artists
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I found out that baby chickens are escape artists. I witnessed one planning a great escape from the coop. He was drawing blueprints in the dirt with his little beak, measuring the distance between the fence posts. I thought, Buddy, you're not in 'Chicken Shawshank Redemption.' Just enjoy the free feed.
The Chicken Rebellion
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I heard about a baby chicken rebellion at the farm. They formed a tiny army, and their battle cry was No more nuggets! They staged a protest, boycotting the coop and demanding better living conditions. It turns out, even baby chickens want a say in their feathered fate. Watch out, Colonel Sanders!
Baby Chicken Struggles
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I recently read about a baby chicken that was having an identity crisis. Yeah, this little guy couldn't decide if he wanted to be a pecker or a clucker. I mean, come on, buddy, you're not a life coach, you're a chicken! Just pick a path and stick to it. I don't need existential poultry questions when I'm ordering my omelet.
Baby Chicken Parenting
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Parenting must be tough for baby chickens. I mean, how do you discipline them? Do you give them a timeout in the coop? Go to your nest and think about what you've done! And you can't ground them from video games; their idea of gaming is chasing their own tails.
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