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What's an aye-aye's favorite mode of transportation? The 'ape'-ricot express!
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Why did the aye-aye bring a flashlight to work? To brighten up its 'night' shift!
Ethereal Enigma
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So, my ghostwriter sends me aye aye. I'm starting to wonder if my ghost is just a fancy typewriter with a penchant for naval salutes. I can picture it now – my next set is just going to be a series of ghostly Morse code jokes.
Spectral Stand-Up
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I'm working with a ghostwriter, and the only input I get is aye aye. Is this stand-up comedy or a seance? I can imagine my next show: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our special guest... Casper, the Friendly Punchline Ghost.
Poltergeist Politics
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So, I hired a ghostwriter, and the genius sends me aye aye. I thought ghosts were supposed to be transparent, not their writing skills. I bet the only reason they said aye aye is because they couldn't decide between boo and ha-ha.
Cryptic Comedy
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Got my notes from the ghostwriter, and it was a simple aye aye. Apparently, ghosts don't believe in giving away too much information. It's like they're the CIA of the afterlife. Maybe my jokes are classified material in the spirit world.
Ghoulish Guidance
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My ghostwriter sent me a note saying aye aye. I guess in ghost language, that means, I'll humor you, mortal. But seriously, if I wanted responses that sounded like ancient nautical code, I would've just asked Siri with a pirate accent.
The Ghost Ship
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You know, I recently hired a ghostwriter. And when I got the notes, all it said was aye aye. I thought, great, I've hired a ghost from a pirate ship. Now I'm just waiting for my comedy material to be delivered in a bottle with a treasure map.
Paranormal Puns
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I hired a ghostwriter, and the brilliant note I received was aye aye. It's like my ghost thinks it's a pirate or maybe it's just too scared to say anything else. I guess the afterlife doesn't come with a thesaurus.
Haunted GPS
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I told my ghostwriter, Give me something fresh, something groundbreaking. And what do I get? Aye aye. I mean, come on, even my GPS is more creative than that. I half expected my next joke to be, In 300 feet, turn left and boo!
Otherworldly Obedience
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I asked my ghostwriter for some killer jokes, and all they replied was aye aye. I didn't know if I was writing jokes or giving orders to a spectral sailor. If this keeps up, my next set might just start with Avast, ye landlubbers!
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