5 Jokes For Aye Aye

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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The Confused Sailor

Navigating the seas of modern technology
Aye aye, captain! I got a smartphone to stay connected at sea. Turns out, all it connected me to was a seafood delivery app. Now my ship's known as the 'S.S. Shrimp Express.'

The Tech-Savvy Sailor

Dealing with a ship that's more tech-savvy than the crew
Aye aye, sailors in the digital age! My ship has facial recognition to identify crew members. The problem is, it thinks the anchor is our captain. Now we're taking orders from inanimate objects!

The Paranoid Sailor

Believing every fish is a government spy
Aye aye, shipmates! I bought a fish translator app to decode their secret messages. Turns out, they're just gossiping about which sailor has the worst seafood recipes. I'm the laughingstock of the ocean!

The Romantic Sailor

Balancing love and life on the open sea
Aye aye, sailors in love! I wanted to propose at sea, so I got down on one knee on the deck. Turns out, my sweetheart gets seasick. She said yes, but the real commitment was not tossing her lunch overboard!

The Eco-Friendly Sailor

Trying to save the environment with a wooden ship
Aye aye, green sailors! I painted my ship with eco-friendly paint, but now it won't stop composting. I asked for a glossy finish, not a garden bed on the high seas!

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