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Imagine if "Avada Kedavra" was used in everyday situations. Traffic jams would disappear quicker than Voldemort after someone mentions Harry Potter!
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I was at a job interview, and they asked if I had any special skills. I almost mentioned my ability to perfectly mimic the pronunciation of "Avada Kedavra." Probably not the kind of talent they were looking for!
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Have you ever noticed how difficult it is to find the perfect spell for household chores? I mean, "Avada Kedavra" might work wonders on a messy room, but it's a bit extreme for dusting, don't you think?
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You know, there's a thin line between being a Harry Potter fan and accidentally terrifying people. I discovered that when I shouted "Avada Kedavra!" at a spider in my room, and my roommate thought I'd lost it.
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I always found it funny how the most lethal spell in the wizarding world sounds like something you'd order from an Italian restaurant. "I'll have the Avada Kedavra with a side of garlic bread, please!
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Have you ever had that moment when you're trying to impress someone with your magical knowledge, and the only spell that comes to mind is "Avada Kedavra"? Yeah, that's a conversation stopper, alright.
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You ever wonder what would happen if a wizard sneezed while trying to cast "Avada Kedavra"? Talk about a hazardous blessing!
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Watching horror movies always makes me question the logic behind spells. I mean, why can't they have a spell that works on Monday mornings? "Avada Kedavra" might be a bit harsh, but I'd consider it!
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You know, learning a new language can be tough. I tried to learn some Latin once, but after hearing "Avada Kedavra," I figured I should stick to phrases that don't involve potential curses.
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