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Pet Problems
Dealing with a misbehaving pet using "avada kedavra"
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Tried using the killing curse on my goldfish because, you know, it looked at me funny. Little did I know, goldfish are immune to dark magic. Now I have a pet fish that thinks it's invincible.
Tech Troubles
Attempting to fix a broken computer with "avada kedavra"
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I tried using the killing curse on my slow internet. I yelled, "Avada kedavra!" and my Wi-Fi blinked for a moment. Turns out, it was just a coincidence, and now I'm on a watchlist with my internet service provider.
Dating Dilemma
Using "avada kedavra" on a bad date
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Trying to subtly end the date, I said, "You know, I'm really into magic. Watch this." I waved my hand and muttered, "Avada kedavra." They stared at me, unimpressed. Well, at least I tried to make the date magically disappear.
Magician's Misfortune
A magician attempting "avada kedavra" during a magic show
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I asked the magician backstage, "What's the deal with 'avada kedavra'? Isn't that the killing curse?" He looked at me and said, "Well, yeah, but it's also the 'make your career disappear' curse for magicians.
Job Interview Gone Wrong
Trying to use "avada kedavra" to impress during a job interview
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The interviewer said, "Impressive resume, but can you demonstrate your 'avada kedavra' skills?" I tried my best, waving an imaginary wand. They said, "We were looking for someone with experience in marketing, not someone trying to market themselves as a wizard.
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