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Hey, everybody! So, my friend Ava is what you might call "technologically challenged." I mean, she's the only person I know who still thinks "scrolling" involves actual parchment. The other day, she called me in a panic, saying her laptop was possessed. I asked, "What do you mean, possessed?" She said, "Well, it keeps opening the same document over and over again." Turns out, she was just stuck in Microsoft Word's autosave loop! Ava, if you're listening, maybe it's time to exorcise the delete key.
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You know, Ava is on social media, but she treats it like an archaeological dig. She once posted a hashtag about her "new cellular device." I asked her why she didn't just say "new phone," and she said, "I'm trying to keep it classy." Last week, she posted a throwback Thursday photo of herself from two days ago. Ava, you're not documenting ancient history; you're just confusing the algorithm!
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Let me tell you about Ava's cooking skills. She claims to have mastered the art of making instant noodles, but every time I go to her place, I find a mountain of empty takeout containers. I asked her about it, and she said, "Well, ordering is the instant part, right?" I mean, she's not wrong, but I think she's confusing culinary expertise with speed dial proficiency.
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Ava recently got a GPS, thinking it would revolutionize her sense of direction. Well, let me tell you, it's turned into a full-blown comedy. The other day, she confidently followed the GPS into a parking lot, thinking it was a shortcut. When I asked why, she said, "It said the destination was on the right!" Ava, just because it says you've arrived doesn't mean the grocery store is located in parking spot 23B.
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