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Why did Ava become a gardener? Because she's a pro at making things bloom!
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Why did Ava bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
The Ghost of Ava is my Personal Assistant!
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You know you're living in the future when even your ghost has a side hustle. Ava isn't haunting me; she's just managing my schedule from the afterlife. I asked her for a haunting performance, but all I got was a reminder to pick up milk on my way home.
Dating Advice from Ava's Ghost
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I asked Ava's ghost for dating advice. She said, Just be yourself, but with more transparency. Now, I'm not sure if she meant emotional honesty or just turning into a literal ghost on the first date. Either way, it's a hauntingly good tip.
Ghostwriters Have a Union – Ghost Editors Too!
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Ava is my ghostwriter. So, technically, she's the one behind these jokes. I guess even in the afterlife, you can't escape being an unpaid intern. She's like, I'll write your jokes, but in return, I get to boo you if they bomb.
Ghostly Grammar Corrections
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Ava's ghost is a grammar fanatic. She haunts me every time I make a grammatical error. I misspelled 'definitely' once, and now I have a ghost following me around saying, It's 'definitely,' not 'definately.' Thanks, Ava's ghost, I stand corrected – literally.
Haunted House or Tech Support?
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I thought my house was haunted, but turns out it was just Ava's ghost setting up a Wi-Fi network from the afterlife. Now every time I hear a strange noise, I'm not sure if it's a ghost or just Alexa trying to be funny.
Ava's Ghost on Social Media
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Ava's ghost is on social media. She keeps posting cryptic messages like, Life is short, but death is shorter. Ava, you're dead – time is kind of irrelevant to you. Also, can you stop haunting my Instagram?
Ava's Ghost and the Refrigerator
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Ava's ghost rearranged my fridge. She said it needed more 'spiritual alignment.' Now, every time I open it, I'm greeted by the ghost of expired milk. I asked her to clean it up, but apparently, ghost maids are hard to find these days.
Haunted Fitness
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I hired Ava's ghost as my personal trainer. She keeps telling me to do more cardio because, apparently, ghostly apparitions are more effective with a low body fat percentage. Now, I'm running on the treadmill, hoping I'll be ghost-fit by summer.
Ava's Ghost Review on My Comedy
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Ava's ghost left me a review on Yelp. Two stars. She said, The material is good, but the delivery needs more spirit. Well, Ava, if you can give me some tips from the other side, maybe I'll have a ghost of a chance at a better rating.
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