8 Audience Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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I told the audience I'm going to perform a comedy routine about elevators. It had its ups and downs!
I performed for an audience of garden tools. It was a rake-roaring success!
I performed for an audience of magicians. They vanished before I could say 'ta-da'!
I performed for a group of optometrists. They saw through my act!
Why did the audience bring a ladder to the comedy show? Because they heard the jokes were over their heads!
I tried telling a joke to an audience of chess players, but it didn't work. They couldn't find the right 'move' for laughter!
I attempted a joke for an audience of gardeners, but it didn't grow on them!
The audience at the vegetable-themed comedy show were real 'good sports.' They had a lot of 'lettuce' laugh!

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