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Let's talk about laugh tracks on TV shows. They're like the training wheels of comedy for the home audience. I wish we had a live laugh track for stand-up. "Oh, you didn't find that funny? Well, the guy in the third row laughed, so it must be hilarious!
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You ever notice how the bravest person in the audience is the one who attempts to order food during a comedy show? It's like, "Yeah, I'm here for the laughs, but can we also get some fries up in here?
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I love how the concept of personal space goes out the window in a packed audience. It's like, "Sure, feel free to invade my bubble. We're all in this together – uncomfortably close and trying not to acknowledge it.
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The beauty of an audience is that it's a microcosm of society. You've got your rebels in the back, your rule-followers up front, and that one person who brought a homemade sandwich. Because nothing says comedy night like a good ol' PB&J.
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Can we talk about how there's always that one person in the audience with a contagious laugh? They're like a comedy show's hype man, turning chuckles into full-blown laughter riots. I love you, contagious laughter person, you're doing the Lord's work.
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I've realized that an audience is a lot like a Tinder date. You want them to laugh at your jokes, you hope they're not silently judging you, and deep down, you're desperately seeking that elusive five-star rating.
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You ever notice how the front row of the audience is like the VIP section of a comedy club? It's like, "Congratulations, you're getting the premium experience of spit and accidental eye contact!
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There's always that one person who insists on sitting dead center. It's like they're auditioning for the role of "Target for Comedian's Banter." Congratulations, you got the part!
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Audience members are a diverse bunch. You've got the nodders, the eye-rollers, and the confused head-tilters. I'm just waiting for the day someone brings a scorecard like they're judging a figure skating competition. "Oh, a 9.5 for that last joke? Brutal!
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