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Auburn fans are so dedicated, they see orange and blue in everything. I handed one a pumpkin, and they were like, "War Eagle, this gourd's got team spirit!
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You know you're in the South when even the foliage gets competitive. Auburn fans are like, "Our trees have the best shade, and they're undefeated against those trees in Tuscaloosa!
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Auburn fans are like human mood rings. You can tell how the team is doing just by looking at the shades of orange on their faces. It's like a living Pantone chart of disappointment.
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I asked an Auburn fan why they love their team so much. They said, "It's like a relationship - sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down, but mostly it leaves you wondering why you invested so much time and emotion.
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I heard Auburn fans have a secret society where they discuss the subtle differences between burnt orange and navy blue. It's like a color wheel support group.
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Auburn fans have a special way of handling stress. Instead of therapy, they just scream "War Eagle" into the void. It's cheaper and almost as effective.
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I met an Auburn fan who said their love for the team is eternal. I told them, "Well, at least you're guaranteed to be passionate about something in the afterlife, even if it's just debating SEC rankings with other ghostly fans.
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You know you're in Alabama when the debate between Auburn and Alabama fans is more intense than the presidential election. At least with politics, you can avoid the topic at Thanksgiving.
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Auburn fans are the only people who can turn a simple tailgate into a strategic battle plan. It's not just about grilling, it's about outsmarting the opponent's BBQ sauce.
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