5 Jokes About Auburn From Alabama Fans

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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The Out-of-State Bystander

Trying to comprehend the intensity of Auburn fandom from a distance
Trying to make small talk with an Auburn fan is like trying to discuss quantum physics with a toddler. I'm lost in the conversation, smiling and nodding, hoping they don't realize I have no idea what's going on.

The Confused Auburn-Alabama Couple

Navigating a divided household during football season
We thought about having a joint Auburn-Alabama-themed wedding, but we figured that might be the quickest way to divorce court. We settled for compromise: separate cakes with rival mascots glaring at each other.

The Hardcore Auburn Fan

Balancing love for Auburn with the realities of life
I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, "Why should I give you more money?" I said, "Well, Coach at Auburn gets paid a lot, and they haven't won a championship in years. I'm practically a bargain!

The Oblivious Tourist

Accidentally wandering into the heart of Auburn-Alabama rivalry without knowing it
I tried yelling "Go Team!" at a tailgate party, and suddenly, I found myself in the middle of an intense debate about the 1972 Iron Bowl. Note to self: never shout random encouragements in a college town.

The Disinterested Teenager

Navigating family gatherings dominated by Auburn fandom
My parents said, "You should be proud to be an Auburn fan!" I replied, "I'm just proud when the Wi-Fi works and I don't have to listen to you guys argue about sports.

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